“They Said I Couldn't Reach the Stove” Graphic Tee
“They Said I Couldn't Reach the Stove” Graphic Tee
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This heavyweight, garment-dyed tee brings a wry, vi
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.25 | 20.25 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 27.75 |
| Length, in | 26.62 | 28.00 | 29.37 | 30.75 | 31.62 | 32.50 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 16.25 | 17.75 | 19.00 | 20.50 | 21.75 | 23.25 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
ntage vibe to everyday wear. The front art pairs a sly ginger cat with a retro illustration of a burning house and the caption “They said I couldn’t touch the stove,” blending dark humor and nostalgic poster-style graphics. The soft, washed-in color and relaxed fit make it feel worn-in from day one — something you’ll reach for when you want to be comfortable but say something with your clothes. It sits naturally in casual wardrobes: layered under a flannel for cool evenings, worn solo on coffee runs, or as the tongue-in-cheek centerpiece at laid-back gatherings. Fans of deadpan humor, cat culture, and retro aesthetic will appreciate the subtle storytelling in the print and the lived-in hand of the garment-dye.
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.25 | 20.25 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 27.75 |
| Length, in | 26.62 | 28.00 | 29.37 | 30.75 | 31.62 | 32.50 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 16.25 | 17.75 | 19.00 | 20.50 | 21.75 | 23.25 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton — soft, durable heavyweight (6.1 oz/yd²).
- Garment-dyed construction for a soft, vintage-washed look and feel.
- Relaxed fit with no side seams and double-needle stitched hems for long-lasting wear.
- Sizes S–4XL (select partners) with pre-shrunk fabric and sewn-in label.
- Available in 58 colors; made in Honduras with a tubular knit to reduce fabric waste.
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Comfort Colors® 1717, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: Made in Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean
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